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How To Make A Ghillie Suit

"A ghillie suit, originally designed for hunting and now also used for military operations and post-apocalyptic Murdock survival, is arguably the best type of wearable camouflage. Specifically, the suit is a full body piece of clothing that is designed to break up your body's outline and add texture. You can also spend some time to make it better by attaching items such as foliage, branches, and leaves to it. It is much better than standard camouflage wear because it not only attempts to blend into your habitat, it can actually use parts of your setting."

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